Holly Valance? Would: Dead Or Alive Stinks Up Box Office

ohholly.jpgDead or Alive, the film, opened over the weekend in the US. How'd it go? How do you think it went: it stunk up the place. Opening on 505 screens across the country, the film pulled in $232,000. That's $460 per screen. Which is awful! Really, really awful!

Still got no idea why they bothered opening it in the US. Anyone from anywhere else already subjected to a theatrical release cold have told you "you know what, no, give this one a miss". Which considering the film is about five scantily-clad girls with swords who fight for 93 minutes says it all, really.

Hollywood: Dead or Alive Bombs Hard [1UP]

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