I Will Sony No More Forever: Angry Gamer Dumps the Big S
Yet another furiously-typed breakup letter to a major franchise is making the rounds, this time from a fed-up Angry Gamer to his formerly beloved Sony.
Then you unvieled the price. Six hundred fucking dollars! Do you even know how much that is? And then there's the exorbitant markup that you gave the European market. I can't afford that. Nobody I know can afford that. And then you tried to placate me with excuses about how it's cheaper than other things, like that fancy computer from Tron. And like a fool i believed you! I even put down a pre-order! Looking back now, I realise i was being naive and that you were just using me for cheap thrills. Well, no more.
The litany of sins goes on, reaching a conclusion when the Gamer smugly confides that he has taken up with a more reliable beau.
The letter is funny, yes, and I enourage you to click over and read it all. But I would like to use this post to make an official request. Please send me good things about Sony. Specifically, game-related things. PSP things that are fun or exciting, Playstation stuff, maybe even some good PR choices or witty and encouraging blurbs from Sony people. I'm asking nicely, now. I have a PSP and a PS2 and I want to go back to optimism, don't you?
Send glad tidings either to the tips address or directly to me.
Dear Sony: It's Over [Angry Gamer, via Digg]
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