Mario and Crew Hit Happy Meals
McDonalds and Nintendo invite you to "Take the Mario Challenge"! What's the challenge? Is it to live a life of backbreaking blue-collar work (plumbing and princess rescuing, natch) while somehow maintaining an unsightly gut? No! It's actually to get your kids off their chubby ass cheeks for a few minutes to mess around with the new Mario toys included in sodium and saturated fat heavy Happy Meals.
The promotion kicked off yesterday, which, according to my crippling hangover, is perfect timing. I'm off to my local McD's to snag one now—hopefully snagging that Mario Throw and Catch ball—and curb the effects of three too many Tanquerays.
You, dear reader, have the next three weeks to snag yourself some Mario toys because on September 21, this promotion is over.
Oh yeah, more pics of the toys after the jump. I'll ask my local McDonalds counter zombie how and when each will show up.
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