Wikipedia’s List of The Worst Games Ever
Currently flagged as questionably neutral over at Wikipedia, the List of Video Games Considered The Worst Ever may not be an authoritative, judgmentally ascetic resource of bad games to be passed down via ebony marble time capsule to future generations, but it sure as hell is a lot of fun to read.
For example, this snippet describing Dangerous Vaults:
The game epitomizes many common design flaws such as extremely poorly made 3D graphics, problematic controls, ridiculous premises, with the most obvious being that it is a poor clone of the Tomb Raider games and a poor excuse for seeing Lara Croft raped in various situations. The player controls Tara through a jungle, where she can easily be injured by just moving around or, more frequently, from being raped by various creatures such as gorillas, 3-meter tall tribesmen and giant lizards
And that's where the questionable neutrality comes in. "Worst game ever?" Come on... best game ever is more like it. Rape, of course, isn't funny... unless it involves Lara Croft and a horny Tyrannosaurus Rex flaunting a saurian erection.
List of video games considered the worst ever [Wikipedia]
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